How to keep a wife happy ???

It's really not difficult to make a wife happy. A husband only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a man 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist…

Solved- It is an error to use a section registered as allowDefinition=’MachineToApplication’ beyond application level

Problem :-  It is an error to use a section registered as allowDefinition='MachineToApplication' beyond application level Solution :- There Are Mainly One of the Two Reason Why you Got this Error Message. 1.   If you Have Not configured your asp.net application in IIS.  If you have not Configure your application to run on IIS First Configure your Site to…

Leave applications. (murdering english language)

Infosys, Bangalore: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." ________________________________ Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." ________________________________ Leave-letter from…

Pure English Story:

There was a ajji in a halli. 1 day she was sutting a vade. At the time 1 kaage came and abess the Vade. Then it sat on 1 mara. A nari came and said "ur kanta is so nice. So sing a haadu for me " then that kaage open its baai to sing. Dubukne vade fell down. the…

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People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator...   Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan!   Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running   Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But…