Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage in Computer sense

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Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage

Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Family system hangs because hardware (calledParents ) is not responding.

Compatible with hardware (Parents).

You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

All these features are covered in the SRS (System Req. Specification) as required features.

Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive… . Yet one never knows when it willcrash…. if crashes that’s the end

Arranged Marriage is like Unix…. Boring n colorless… but still extremely reliable n robust. May crash but easy to recover

 

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