Interviewer and Applicant. some humour

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Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er….I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane. You may leave now :@

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