Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation

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1. At movies: hey! What r u doing here…??
Me: tujhe nahi pata yaar.!! Mai yaha ticket black karne aata
hu.. :p
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2. In bus : A fat lady steps on my feet,
& says arey!! beta lagi to nahi..

Me: Nai aunty bahot maja aaya
ek baar fir se karo na :/ :O
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3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry yar! So raha tha kya….??
Me: Nai yar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha .
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4. when they see me with shorter hair : yar! Baal katwaye hai
kya…??
Me: Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko
soya tha subah uth kar dekha
to andar chale gaye!!
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5. When some 1 call me on my land-line n asks where r
u…..??
Me: yaar mai market mai hu,
phone b gale me latka kar le aaya
hu :/ :P=D 😀

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