Beer Vs Woman:
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not..1 point for beer!
Beer is horrible, when it is hot..1 point for women!
A cold beer satisfies you..1 point for beer!
For a beer, you pay taxes..1point for women!
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry..1point for beer!
You can always be sure that,you are the first one Opening a beer..1 point for beer!
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself..1 point for beer!
You know exactly how much a beer costs..1 point for beer!
A beer does not have a mother..1 point for beer!
A Beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it..1 point for beer!
So the Score is…
Beer beats women 8 to 2
If you’re a guy, enjoy this message..
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry..
So FINAL SCORE : 9 to 2.