How To Identify Different Citizens Of India

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Scenario 1 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.

The first two get together and beat him up.

That’s DELHI.

Scenario 3 :
Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says “don’t fight in front of my place, go somewhere else.”


Scenario 4 :
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.


Scenario 5 :
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6 :
Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.

You are at GOA.

Scenario 7 :
Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right. And gradually a crowd gathers and joins the argument that goes on and on, while the original two guys have sorted out the differences and already left.

You are in KOLKATA.

Last Scenario :
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are definitely in WASSEYPUR \oO/

Just for Laughs


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