VIRENDER SEHWAG: I will stop making fun of BANGLADESH.
GAUTAM GAMBHIR: I will stop dreaming about CAPTAINCY.
VIRAT KOHLI: I will work on my VOCABULARY and ADD more ABUSES to MC BC. I don’t want to get typecast.
SACHIN TENDULKAR: I will BUY the TOSHIBA LED TV and watch where the BALL will MOVE after PITCHING to stop getting BOWLED.
CHETESHWAR PUJARA: I will stop LEARNING about how to BUILD a WALL.
RAVINDRA JADEJA: I will stop making these TRIPLE centuries.People have mistaken me for a test player, may affect my IPL PRICE.
MS DHONI: I will force BCCI to make me the PITCH CURATOR at all INDIAN and if possible FOREIGN VENUES too.
ISHANT SHARMA: Since PONTING has RETIRED, I should think about my RETIREMENT too.
ROHIT SHARMA: I will PAY some TALENT HUNT SHOWS to FIND
MANOJ TIWARY: I will ASK BCCI to provide some CHAIRS, got a BACKACHE by sitting in BENCHES.
SREESANTH: I will STOP playing CRICKET and START a DANCING CAREER.
HARBHAJAN SINGH: I will make AMENDS with SYMONDS and go FISHING with him.
R ASHWIN: I will quit BOWLING and APPLY for an OPENING BATSMAN’S SLOT.
SURESH RAINA: I will APPLY for a PERMANENT CITIZENSHIP of BANGLADESH, I hope they have a PLACE for me in their TEAM.
ZAHEER KHAN: I will RETIRE from CRICKET and get SETTLED