Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock..
The road to success is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.
If at first you don’t succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side…
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late.. the bus is still late
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions
If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls
Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming…
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker’s side
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
& The Best one is.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking 😉