1. Someone on his status “Sleeping”
since 3 days!
He’s probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then at night once a week/month he says: “Good night”
3. Someone is sick since the time I added him.
4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.
5. Someone is “Driving”
…since 3 days!
I guess he reached Pakistan!!
6. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..
Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
7. Someone still has his status as “Happy New Year!”
8. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one month.
Living in Paradise?
9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just puts a smiley face.
10. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using WhatsApp’
I know it! That’s why you’re on my list!