It can happen only in INDIAN MOVIES

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Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine’s Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that………….

Now for cricket fans……….to enhance their movie cricket rules……..

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional………..???????

Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen!…………………

After Movie ends

Special thanks to Bill Gates (……WORD…………..SPY.. ……..When Bill???????)

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

No comment ……………Indian movies???????

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways……………..

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

The last one is ultimate…………and horrible………

Tere Mere Sapne:Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she is carrying an ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY by B L Theraja…..(Himmat to dekho………).

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