Few Onion Tales

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There was a time

when people cried only while chopping onions.

Now they cry even while buying onions


Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab,

PYAAZ se lagta hai..


Friend Bought 3Kg onions.

He’s the new hero of my society.

Also updated Facebook status and tagged 349 friends


The Lays Cream n Onion flavor is gonna be just cream


Now I know that she is REALLY crying

because she can’t afford onions…


Rupee is falling,

onion price rising.

Union Bank of India

should change to

‘Onion Bank of India


Waiting for a movie titled

"Onion Kapda Makaan".


There are only two kind of Indians.

One who can afford Onions and other who cant.


Heard Sonia gandhi has deposited 100 KG onions in her swiss bank account.


Thieves steal 5 KG onions from a posh Vasant vihar house.


Onion hits 100 rupee mark in 3 days. BLOCKBUSTER!

– Taran Adarsh


That awkward moment when Onion Rings are getting costlier than diamond rings


"Yaar, such a show off Pyaaz is.

Main ‘batata’ hoon."

– Potatoes


बाबुल की दुआएँ लेती जा,

जातुझको सुखी संसार मिले …

मायके की तुझे न याद आए,

ससुराल मे इतना "प्याज" मिल


Namak swadaansuar

aur Pyaaz aukatanusar


Boy to vendor: 1 kilo pyaaz Dena.

2 aunties talking behind him,

ladka achhe ghar ka lagta hai, apni pinky ke liye kaisa rahega

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