Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000
Law of equality
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!
Wife = Where R u.?
Husband ?= I’m At “Bank”.
Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics
Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank
“KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?”??
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kaha jayenge?
Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..
Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
Hubby Ke B’day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??
Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano…Yahi kaafi hai…!!
(Kuch Der Soch Ke)
Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.
I argued… She argued…
I shouted… She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband,
in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
waste thodi jane denge!
This one will surely bring a smile.
Getting married is like giving
“Your own Supari”..
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don’t Scare them….
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u”
wife asks “WAS SHE HOT..??”
U cnt say ‘no’
U cnt say ‘yes’
STOCK MARKET EFFECT:
Depressed Husband to his fat wife:
“You are my only investment, that has doubled.”