Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea care

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 A girl picked up the phone

Girl: ……….customer care mein aapka swaagat hai

Santa:thank u

 

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai

Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

 

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu

Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

 

Girl: not interested

Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

 

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs

Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs

Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs

Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai

Girl shocked, Santa rocked…

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