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Rajnikanth’s dog’s house has a

signboard on it, saying..

Maalik Se Sawdhan!

 

Once Rajnikant Decided To Race

With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is

Still Running

 

Galileo used ‘Lamp’ to Study,

Graham bell used ‘Candle’ to study,

Shakshpeare studied in ‘Street lights’

But …..

Do u know about Rajnikant……????

Only Agarbatti

 

When Rajnikant was a student! You

can’t guess this one…

Teachers used to bunk!

 

While playing once Rajnikant said

“statue” to a girl… Now that Statue

is know as “Statue of Liberty”

 

Once Rajnikant was playing cricket

in the monsoons…. and …. The rain

was cancelled due to the match.

 

One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning

walk & in afternoon police arrstd

him..

WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout

visa

 

Why did british leave India in 1947?

Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant

was going to be born in 1948…

 

This Msg. is being Sent in the

Interest of Humanity-“Guys Please

Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or

else he will Delete the INTERNET

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