There Are 3 Kinds Of Men

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THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN..

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife most .

2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most..

3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriend but they love their mother the most..

Jai mata di….

And the special one. —
THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most!! Vallaah Habibi!!…..
A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.

She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel Luckier when I’m nude.”

With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled-
“Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled – “Yes, Yes,
I Won.. I Won..”

She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.

The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked-
“What number rolled on the dice?”
The other – “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”

Moral of the story:

1.Not All drunks are Drunk,
2.Not all Blondes are dumb,
3.But all Men are Men..

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