THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN..
1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife most .
2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most..
3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriend but they love their mother the most..
Jai mata di….
And the special one. —
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most!! Vallaah Habibi!!…..
A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice.
She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel Luckier when I’m nude.”
With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled-
“Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the Dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled – “Yes, Yes,
I Won.. I Won..”
She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked-
“What number rolled on the dice?”
The other – “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the story:
1.Not All drunks are Drunk,
2.Not all Blondes are dumb,
3.But all Men are Men..